trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions
"I am overwhelmed with things I ought to have written about and never found the proper words."
- Virginia Woolf, The Diary of Virginia Woolf, Vol. 1: 1915-1919 (via wethinkwedream)
(Source: goodreads.com, via fateandfoolishness)
"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
- My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)
(Source: lule-bell, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Bill Murray in Wes Anderson movies
(Source: franny-squalor-glass, via octoberweather)
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
(Source: pia-pium, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.